How to be a Cow

"How to draw Giraffes" is sadly canceled.
In its place, however, is "How to eat Grass". Any Objections? Suggestions? Comments?
Write what you think in the comment boxes....and hope u enjoy this! =

1.Eat grass, flowers, trees, dogs, cats and people!

2.Find a random bull and start making out. [EW! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! GROSS!]

3.Start the "Moooooo Idol" or "The Moopprentice" or "The Suite Life Of Mooack and Moooody" or even...."Hannah Mootana"!

Geddit? Yeah you do.

4.Paint your hooves pink. Wear a plastic pink rain bonnet...then STRUT! Do the Moowalk, do the Moodance....whatever! Just make sure you attract attention!

5.When Britney Spears starts checking you out...kick her. HARD.

6.Learn how to climb a tree, and while you're at it, learn how to fly! [aka jump off the tree]

7.Learn how to mingle with da camels!

8.Steal a XXXXXXS Lollipop Pink Dress from Chanel or Prada, run away from the angry designers, then eat the dress....uhm....I meant wear it..if you can.

9.Hook up with a giraffe.

10.Cheat on the poor giraffe with a dog. Better still, not just any dog. Pick a Chihuahua.

11.Blackmail a rabbit in to eating dog food.

12.Blackmail a dog in to eating rubber.

13.Blackmail a goat in to NOT eating your tail.

Hope you enjoyed it....and thank you to my

SUPER!
AMAZING!
NOTORIOUS!
DRAMARAMA!
RULING!
And OMG-ish friend that supports me when I write these posts! And she gives me ideas and

suggestions! So...Thank you soo much! btw, read the weird "poem" by first letter of the adjectives. You'll get it! LOLZ HAHA! And yes!

"How to be a Freak like ME!" will be the next post....so hope y'all enjoy this...FOR NOW! WHOO!
[and yes....sadly how to eat grass will be postponed.]

I was never here. ;) =)