How to be a Jonas Brother

Love the cute, hot Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas?
Here's how to be A JONAS BROTHER!

1.Know how to sing for Gosh's sake. [muffled laugh inserted here]
You gotta know how to play one musical instrument whether it's the whatdyacallit or the howdyaplayit. Or just the tambourine is cool too.

2.WEAR PINK TIES AND LIGHT NEON BLUE SUITS! Gotta dress GAY! [I didnt mean it JoBros! This is just for ENTERTAINMENT!]
You gotta wear PINK! BLUE! YELLOW! Who cares if you're a guy! NEWSFLASH! JoBros are guys!

3.Gotta know how to be a Nerd. Here's some stuff you can say with your nerd image and accent:

"Girl, I've got my library pass and I'm checking you out."
"Oh shiz."
*nerd laughs*
*farts*
"Ooh, she's hot!"
"Ooh, he's wearing a hat! *snigger snigger*"
"Hi there doofus!" Wink at the victim.....ehm...I mean PERSON. [dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

4.Break your guitar while onstage doing a guitar solo. It adds SPARK and BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS and ANGRY PRODUCERS and ASSISTANTS to your blossoming career!

5.Plan sleepovers with your mates. Offer to bring the nail polish, buffers, make up kits, cute lounge wear and of course...HOT GUYS! If you're a guy....you are in an incredibly awkward situation right now. I feel sorry for you.

6.Eat Grass. Be environment friendly. Live like a Cow! [That post will come later.]

7.STEAL CANDY FROM A BABY! yay!

8.Gotta know ALL the James Bond chick flicks. Who knows, you may be chosen to cast in them opposite Pierce Brosnan....as a co worker...janitor. Oh well.....SMILE! At least it's SOMETHING rather than NOTHING!

9.Whatever happens...don't get arrested like Barney and the Teletubbies for drug abuse or simply being gay. Shiz. I just taught you how to be gay....dangit! RUN! RUN FOR OUR SACRED LOVING MAMAS! IM GAY! SHIZ! RUN! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I was never here.