Fun stuff to do: On a school trip: The Zoo

1. Feed the crocs. Make sure you're feeding them either a teacher, fellow hated student or just some random guy at the zoo.
2. Steal candy from the nearest most vulnerable looking baby. Be careful...those things can seriously hurt you! [the babies...not the candy. The mothers too! Keep a look out for their mean and nasty parents!]
3.Open the bird park gate. Meaning: Let the birds be free and do their..uhm...call of nature on others!
4. Open the tiger park gate. Meaning: run for your life and climb on a roof where they won't get you.
5. Chew a pencil.
6. Climb in with the bears and show your classmates, teachers and zoo rangers your bear taming talent! Tip: Make sure the bear's fake.
7. Kidnap a monkey, preferably one of those huge ape-like creatures. Then place it in a box, make it angry, give it to someone you want to get back at, and RELEASE! Then sit back and enjoy!
8. To release your anger....start yelling at random people and animals
"YOU B****!" or "F*** YOU!" Note: censored for little kids! =D
9. Ride on a hippo.
10. Saddle and mount a giraffe.
11. Ride on a zebra's long neck. Notice the irony and weirdness between 10 & 11?
12. Teach a monkey how to be green minded.
13. Meditate with the lions. If there aren't any lions, crocs/tigers/wolves/ostriches that kick really really hard will do fine. Remember to smile when they eat your enemies! Note: If you meditate hard enough, there's a chance that nothing will happen to you.
14. Flirt with a bunch of 7 year old kids. If you're seven, cool. Just don't kiss anyone who walks your way and looks HOT! HHAA! OMG LOLZ. Sorry. Prone to laughter.
15. Flirt with........the monkeys! Or the birds!
16. Enter the....Baracuda/Piranha Lake. It's worth the risk! Better still, push someone else in to the Lake.
17. Throw yourself to the crocs and blame it on some random guy 5 metres away from you.
18. Threaten a turtle to pay his rent.
19. Threaten an orang utan to give up his endless supply of bananas for coconuts. Even better, STARBUCKS lattes! WHOO!
20. Pretend you saw...I don't know...Prince William....and start yelling "OMG! IT'S PRINCE WILLIAM BY THE ICE CREAM STAND BUYING LEMONADE!" Watch as nobody cares.

I'll continue this tomorrow, I've got exams to study for. Hope you enjoy it! Bye!

Fun Stuff to do: In an Exam Hall part2

Ok, I'm sorry that I didn't finish the Exam Hall....I just had to go to dinner and I forgot to not publish it and save it to drafts instead. If I get new ideas I'll place comments or make a new post on my ideas. Hope you enjoy it!

35. STARE the hell out of someone.
36. SCARE the hell out of someone.
37. DOODLE!
38. Draw giraffes, kangaroos, armadillos and polar bears. And add some half chicken-half dogs whilst you're doing that.
39. Rip your exam in to....not two pieces but EIGHT!
40. Make puppy eyes at the nearest teacher!
41. COUGH!
42. SNEEZE!
43. Be green minded, purple AND pink minded!
44. Check no one has died.
45. Make sure you haven't died first.
46. Wear a superman outfit before the exam, whilst halfway through the test, make someone call you on your cell, then jump up, answer it and run out of the exam hall yelling "WATCH OUT! HERE I COME!" note: don't forget to not bump in to the glass doors for better effect.
47. Choke.
48. Live.
49. Start singing random songs at the top of your lungs such as:

Best of Both Worlds by Miley Cyrus...aka...Hannah Montana
S.O.S by the Jonas Brothers
Kids of the Future by the Jonas Brothers
Shut Up by Simple Plan
This Love by Maroon Five
When You look Me in the Eyes by the Jonas Brothers
With You by Chris Brown...note: especially the "I need you Boo!" parts!!!
The Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ
Any random national anthems!!! =D


and of course....

Wannabe by the Spice Girls
Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
Four Minutes by Madonna ft Justin Timberlake!!! :D

My favourite? Wannabe! HAHA! sing the chorus and its gonna be A HIT in the exam hall!

50. Spray EXTRAEXTRAEXTRA STRONG perfume!
51. Freak out and jump on random people.
52. Bring fake insects and start throwing it on random people! Even better, bring the REAL THING! HHAA.lolz!

My fave?
Hope I haven't mentioned it yet.

53. DO THE MEXICAN WAVE! WHOO!

Fun Stuff to do: In an exam hall

1. Revise
2. Drink water
3. Sneak out to the bathroom
4. Play random songs/playlists in your mind
5. Wink at your seat mate
6. Make a list like this
7. look out for your crush
8. Wink at your friends
9. READ!
10. Do crossword puzzles
11. Play Eye-Spy
12.[Try to] Commit suicide!
13. Roll your eyes and start finger playing!
14. Silent Laugh
15. Swear!
16. Random maths
17. Pull on a jacket...then a scarf...until you look like a snowman!
18. DAYDREAM!
19. Sleep. Snore if possible....it reduces stress and tension!
20. Start dying!
21. Do your homework
22. Cut yourself and blame it on a random guy 10 seats away from you
23. FAIL!
24. Understand equations, write it down and make your maths teacher swallow it!
25. Text your...uh....MUM!
26. Yawn.
27. CRY! Breakdown! Tsunami ALERT!
28. Make funny sounds....
29. Write something backwards
30. Pass notes
31. Faint
32. Fake a migraine
33. Try not to laugh...on second thought...LAUGH OUT LOUD!
34. DROP THY PENCIL....at least 8 times in a minute!
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