Fun stuff to do: On a school trip: The Zoo

1. Feed the crocs. Make sure you're feeding them either a teacher, fellow hated student or just some random guy at the zoo.
2. Steal candy from the nearest most vulnerable looking baby. Be careful...those things can seriously hurt you! [the babies...not the candy. The mothers too! Keep a look out for their mean and nasty parents!]
3.Open the bird park gate. Meaning: Let the birds be free and do their..uhm...call of nature on others!
4. Open the tiger park gate. Meaning: run for your life and climb on a roof where they won't get you.
5. Chew a pencil.
6. Climb in with the bears and show your classmates, teachers and zoo rangers your bear taming talent! Tip: Make sure the bear's fake.
7. Kidnap a monkey, preferably one of those huge ape-like creatures. Then place it in a box, make it angry, give it to someone you want to get back at, and RELEASE! Then sit back and enjoy!
8. To release your anger....start yelling at random people and animals
"YOU B****!" or "F*** YOU!" Note: censored for little kids! =D
9. Ride on a hippo.
10. Saddle and mount a giraffe.
11. Ride on a zebra's long neck. Notice the irony and weirdness between 10 & 11?
12. Teach a monkey how to be green minded.
13. Meditate with the lions. If there aren't any lions, crocs/tigers/wolves/ostriches that kick really really hard will do fine. Remember to smile when they eat your enemies! Note: If you meditate hard enough, there's a chance that nothing will happen to you.
14. Flirt with a bunch of 7 year old kids. If you're seven, cool. Just don't kiss anyone who walks your way and looks HOT! HHAA! OMG LOLZ. Sorry. Prone to laughter.
15. Flirt with........the monkeys! Or the birds!
16. Enter the....Baracuda/Piranha Lake. It's worth the risk! Better still, push someone else in to the Lake.
17. Throw yourself to the crocs and blame it on some random guy 5 metres away from you.
18. Threaten a turtle to pay his rent.
19. Threaten an orang utan to give up his endless supply of bananas for coconuts. Even better, STARBUCKS lattes! WHOO!
20. Pretend you saw...I don't know...Prince William....and start yelling "OMG! IT'S PRINCE WILLIAM BY THE ICE CREAM STAND BUYING LEMONADE!" Watch as nobody cares.

I'll continue this tomorrow, I've got exams to study for. Hope you enjoy it! Bye!