I do have a little inspiration coming.....I'll start posting within this week. For those of you guys who have been regurlarly checking in this blog...A BIG THANK YOU to you!!! And when I come back...just a notice...I'm gonna be editing stuff and changing stuff. So, this website may be closed down for a while. Anyway.......my grandfather was off life support as mentioned......WAS strong. And then. Yeah...he passed away on Tuesday or so and I'm attending his cremation 2moro.
:((
Yeah....see ya at school/pool party/celebrations/shopping trips...BTW this notice will be deleted when I'm back. So read and pass on. Thanks! :)
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Whoo. You know something? My grandfather is off life support and he's STILL strong! So.....we'll just have to wait and see what happens.....no inspiration YET..... :(
I'm spending time out of the country with my really REALLY cool cousin and we're heading shopping 2moro! Lolz......hope you guys have a nice summer...and if its school for some of you....uh....take it easy. Prob school will be a blast and just ENJOY yourself. Btw I counted the stuff on both reading lists that I have read and it totals up to 16 books! YAY! But I'm still SO reading:
Ella Enchanted
Platform 13
Jacob I have Loved
Stargirl
Hopefully I can update sooner.....and see ya next week or 2moro or Sunday on my next update...HOPEFULLY. In the meantime...check out HUGE sales in the Philippines, Singapore and Malaysia and be sure to update your reading lists! LOLZ.. I will have a David Archuleta & David Cook PHOTO PARTY when I get back. And check out other blogs...if you have any blogs you would like to share with me,......just leave a comment! Thanks! BB!
I'm spending time out of the country with my really REALLY cool cousin and we're heading shopping 2moro! Lolz......hope you guys have a nice summer...and if its school for some of you....uh....take it easy. Prob school will be a blast and just ENJOY yourself. Btw I counted the stuff on both reading lists that I have read and it totals up to 16 books! YAY! But I'm still SO reading:
Ella Enchanted
Platform 13
Jacob I have Loved
Stargirl
Hopefully I can update sooner.....and see ya next week or 2moro or Sunday on my next update...HOPEFULLY. In the meantime...check out HUGE sales in the Philippines, Singapore and Malaysia and be sure to update your reading lists! LOLZ.. I will have a David Archuleta & David Cook PHOTO PARTY when I get back. And check out other blogs...if you have any blogs you would like to share with me,......just leave a comment! Thanks! BB!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Sad News!
Okay, I may not be posting from now until 31st July as I'm on vacation...and apparently I found out my grandad is in a coma cuz he has diabetes and he's on life support. The doctor's gonna take out the life support....and I dunno what happens after that. Miracle or not, its gonna be unexpected. No duh. So.....hang on tight and hope I update. And I'm gonna hope for a miracle. See ya guys!
:(
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Friday, July 11, 2008
Word Of the Day!
Sorry for the long "no updates" delay. I was having writer's block...until a friend of mine gave me this idea to post this "Word Of the Day" section. I'm gonna hold a competition to see who can create the best word from a given topic. All clear? Understood? Cool. And I have set up an email address just in case you want to email me about stuff.
And guys....my screen name is Danielle. Call me Danny for short....I don't mind. I'm Danielle Woods to you guys.
And just email me your entries for the "Word Of the Day". except that the competition is gonna be held until like, what? December. Long way away. This may be cancelled if there aren't enough entries.
Topic of the Day: fudge.
Make the most imaginative word possible out of the topic fudge: ex- Fudgemania, Fudgehaven
Okay? No taking my suggestions. That's a rule. Email me at
danielle.listsforlaughs.gmail.com
Thanks! and Good luck!
And guys....my screen name is Danielle. Call me Danny for short....I don't mind. I'm Danielle Woods to you guys.
And just email me your entries for the "Word Of the Day". except that the competition is gonna be held until like, what? December. Long way away. This may be cancelled if there aren't enough entries.
Topic of the Day: fudge.
Make the most imaginative word possible out of the topic fudge: ex- Fudgemania, Fudgehaven
Okay? No taking my suggestions. That's a rule. Email me at
danielle.listsforlaughs.gmail.com
Thanks! and Good luck!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
How to eat Grass
Yup. The amazing secrets of eating GRASS all posted here. The amazing secrets of eating grass.
I'm gonna introduce a new season of different writing styles. This is a road test of instructional writing. Make that instructional random writing.
How To Eat Grass: Warning! Do not eat or drink while reading this....it may make you choke or lose your appetite! esp number 4.
1.Choose a nice patch of grass in a field, paddock or meadow. Chances are there will either be mud, biomass [haha!], footprints or highly poisonous weed.
2.Make sure there are no angry cows or horses that are likely to charge when you start intruding on THEIR grass.
3.You can use either your hands, feet or mouth to grab the grass and chew it [NOT USING YOUR FEET! CHEWING IS RESERVED FOR THE MOUTH UNLESS YOU ARE HIGHLY STRANGE!]
4.Slowly chew it, then crawl off to a different spot on the field and digest the grass. If you have four stomachs, regurgitate the food and chew again! Enjoy your green and grassy meal!
Note: Best tasted with friends.
I'm gonna introduce a new season of different writing styles. This is a road test of instructional writing. Make that instructional random writing.
How To Eat Grass: Warning! Do not eat or drink while reading this....it may make you choke or lose your appetite! esp number 4.
1.Choose a nice patch of grass in a field, paddock or meadow. Chances are there will either be mud, biomass [haha!], footprints or highly poisonous weed.
2.Make sure there are no angry cows or horses that are likely to charge when you start intruding on THEIR grass.
3.You can use either your hands, feet or mouth to grab the grass and chew it [NOT USING YOUR FEET! CHEWING IS RESERVED FOR THE MOUTH UNLESS YOU ARE HIGHLY STRANGE!]
4.Slowly chew it, then crawl off to a different spot on the field and digest the grass. If you have four stomachs, regurgitate the food and chew again! Enjoy your green and grassy meal!
Note: Best tasted with friends.
Uh.......Important
Ok, I found this amazing website where lists of all kinds are posted, and I'm sorry if you guys think I've been copying these lists. In fact, I just found it today, I'll give you a link to this webbie as to see the other part of un-random "List Entertainment". Don't quit checking this website out, place this webbie in Favourites so you can always come back and check my updates. And yes, the Vacation Editions are coming out this month or next,hope you like those!
Vacation Editions:
-Vacation Special
-What to when you're stuck on an airplane
-How to steal from Starbucks
Promised updates:
-How to eat grass
-How to be a Freak like Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I promise anything else? Just drop by and leave a comment if I have. Anyway, updates are coming very soon. I repeat, very soon.;):)=) ANd here's a very incredibly cute Cookie & Archie pic! From the Today's Show! Enjoy! TEEHEE!
Vacation Leave
Guys...I'm gonna be gone for like, what? 2 weeks? Approx 15 days. I'm leaving on the 17th July and coming back on the 31st July. I'll try to get the internet while on vacation...and who knows? Maybe I'll post a "Vacation Special" while I'm away. Toodlez. Bye! ;)
How to be a Freak like ME!
"How to eat grass" will be next. Yeahp. The amazing secrets of eating GRASS. All revealed very soon. Thanks! Enjoy! ;) =)
1.Create this weird blog/diary/website and go MAD on the smiley faces, blurry pictures, random quotes, green mindedness, wacky friends, crazed teachers, sick green aliens and of course...the AMAZINGLY WACK FRIENDS THAT WILL NEVER. Let. You. down.
2.Forget how to spell your name on a test.
3.Break in to song at the top of your lungs in a major assembly when the WHOLE school/officemates are involved. Try songs that you knew since you were 2. or 5. Better still, just yell random words really really loudly. It's gonna be okay. I think. If the ppl ask u where you got the idea from...dont say me. PLEASE dont say me...or else. I'm. Dead. Dangit!
4.Well, if you insist. Be a PARTY CRASHER! Crash parties, weddings, celebrations, festivals, stampedes, speeches, wars, riots, happy campers and their camps, hiding places, fences, garages, sheds, houses, stadiums, arenas, art galleries, gyms, halls, exam halls, stores, malls, restaurants, dinner places, breakfast areas, buffet tables, kiddie jungle play areas, Five-Star hotels, motels, roachtels, insect-free areas, Antartica......yeah yeah you get it.
5.Pretend you broke your ribs, and when you enter the x-ray room in the hospital, sneak something utterly ridiculous like a lollipop or (even better), your. very. own. BROTHER! Sneak his head on your chest when the examiner is checking the x-ray. That would be so cool. Imagine the printed X-Ray with your brother in the middle! Imagine the doctor fainting! Whoo!!!! It rocks being random!
6.Sneeze when you're supposed to cough.
7.Cough when you're supposed to fall.
8.Name your dog Turtle.
9.Name your turtle Kangaroo.
10.Name your annoying bratty siblings Toxic, Rodent, Rat, Rubbish and Dumpster.
11.Pretend you have amnesia. People won't bug you that way. [But your parents will!]
12.Be creative. Green minded. Random. Wacky. WHATEVER. Just be yourself and you'll find your inner [random] self.
[PFFT! DONT LAUGH DONT LAUGH! OMGOSH HAHAHAHAHH!]
If anyone asks,
I was never here. ;):)=)
Hope you enjoyed that!
1.Create this weird blog/diary/website and go MAD on the smiley faces, blurry pictures, random quotes, green mindedness, wacky friends, crazed teachers, sick green aliens and of course...the AMAZINGLY WACK FRIENDS THAT WILL NEVER. Let. You. down.
2.Forget how to spell your name on a test.
3.Break in to song at the top of your lungs in a major assembly when the WHOLE school/officemates are involved. Try songs that you knew since you were 2. or 5. Better still, just yell random words really really loudly. It's gonna be okay. I think. If the ppl ask u where you got the idea from...dont say me. PLEASE dont say me...or else. I'm. Dead. Dangit!
4.Well, if you insist. Be a PARTY CRASHER! Crash parties, weddings, celebrations, festivals, stampedes, speeches, wars, riots, happy campers and their camps, hiding places, fences, garages, sheds, houses, stadiums, arenas, art galleries, gyms, halls, exam halls, stores, malls, restaurants, dinner places, breakfast areas, buffet tables, kiddie jungle play areas, Five-Star hotels, motels, roachtels, insect-free areas, Antartica......yeah yeah you get it.
5.Pretend you broke your ribs, and when you enter the x-ray room in the hospital, sneak something utterly ridiculous like a lollipop or (even better), your. very. own. BROTHER! Sneak his head on your chest when the examiner is checking the x-ray. That would be so cool. Imagine the printed X-Ray with your brother in the middle! Imagine the doctor fainting! Whoo!!!! It rocks being random!
6.Sneeze when you're supposed to cough.
7.Cough when you're supposed to fall.
8.Name your dog Turtle.
9.Name your turtle Kangaroo.
10.Name your annoying bratty siblings Toxic, Rodent, Rat, Rubbish and Dumpster.
11.Pretend you have amnesia. People won't bug you that way. [But your parents will!]
12.Be creative. Green minded. Random. Wacky. WHATEVER. Just be yourself and you'll find your inner [random] self.
[PFFT! DONT LAUGH DONT LAUGH! OMGOSH HAHAHAHAHH!]
If anyone asks,
I was never here. ;):)=)
Hope you enjoyed that!
How to be a Cow
"How to draw Giraffes" is sadly canceled.
In its place, however, is "How to eat Grass". Any Objections? Suggestions? Comments?
Write what you think in the comment boxes....and hope u enjoy this! =
1.Eat grass, flowers, trees, dogs, cats and people!
2.Find a random bull and start making out. [EW! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! GROSS!]
3.Start the "Moooooo Idol" or "The Moopprentice" or "The Suite Life Of Mooack and Moooody" or even...."Hannah Mootana"!
Geddit? Yeah you do.
4.Paint your hooves pink. Wear a plastic pink rain bonnet...then STRUT! Do the Moowalk, do the Moodance....whatever! Just make sure you attract attention!
5.When Britney Spears starts checking you out...kick her. HARD.
6.Learn how to climb a tree, and while you're at it, learn how to fly! [aka jump off the tree]
7.Learn how to mingle with da camels!
8.Steal a XXXXXXS Lollipop Pink Dress from Chanel or Prada, run away from the angry designers, then eat the dress....uhm....I meant wear it..if you can.
9.Hook up with a giraffe.
10.Cheat on the poor giraffe with a dog. Better still, not just any dog. Pick a Chihuahua.
11.Blackmail a rabbit in to eating dog food.
12.Blackmail a dog in to eating rubber.
13.Blackmail a goat in to NOT eating your tail.
Hope you enjoyed it....and thank you to my
SUPER!
AMAZING!
NOTORIOUS!
DRAMARAMA!
RULING!
And OMG-ish friend that supports me when I write these posts! And she gives me ideas and
suggestions! So...Thank you soo much! btw, read the weird "poem" by first letter of the adjectives. You'll get it! LOLZ HAHA! And yes!
"How to be a Freak like ME!" will be the next post....so hope y'all enjoy this...FOR NOW! WHOO!
[and yes....sadly how to eat grass will be postponed.]
I was never here. ;) =)
In its place, however, is "How to eat Grass". Any Objections? Suggestions? Comments?
Write what you think in the comment boxes....and hope u enjoy this! =
1.Eat grass, flowers, trees, dogs, cats and people!
2.Find a random bull and start making out. [EW! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! GROSS!]
3.Start the "Moooooo Idol" or "The Moopprentice" or "The Suite Life Of Mooack and Moooody" or even...."Hannah Mootana"!
Geddit? Yeah you do.
4.Paint your hooves pink. Wear a plastic pink rain bonnet...then STRUT! Do the Moowalk, do the Moodance....whatever! Just make sure you attract attention!
5.When Britney Spears starts checking you out...kick her. HARD.
6.Learn how to climb a tree, and while you're at it, learn how to fly! [aka jump off the tree]
7.Learn how to mingle with da camels!
8.Steal a XXXXXXS Lollipop Pink Dress from Chanel or Prada, run away from the angry designers, then eat the dress....uhm....I meant wear it..if you can.
9.Hook up with a giraffe.
10.Cheat on the poor giraffe with a dog. Better still, not just any dog. Pick a Chihuahua.
11.Blackmail a rabbit in to eating dog food.
12.Blackmail a dog in to eating rubber.
13.Blackmail a goat in to NOT eating your tail.
Hope you enjoyed it....and thank you to my
SUPER!
AMAZING!
NOTORIOUS!
DRAMARAMA!
RULING!
And OMG-ish friend that supports me when I write these posts! And she gives me ideas and
suggestions! So...Thank you soo much! btw, read the weird "poem" by first letter of the adjectives. You'll get it! LOLZ HAHA! And yes!
"How to be a Freak like ME!" will be the next post....so hope y'all enjoy this...FOR NOW! WHOO!
[and yes....sadly how to eat grass will be postponed.]
I was never here. ;) =)
Monday, July 7, 2008
How to be a guy attracting, stereo typical, slut magnet!
"How To Be a Cow" coming soon.
"How to draw Giraffes" also coming soon.
"How to be gay" not coming soon.
1. Wink at a random guys, even the janitors, bell boys, guards and weird gay people.
2. Make out with a random guy.
3.If you're gay,...sorry. You're going never gonna be a slut magnet unless you wear XXXXL undies and XXXXXl skirts.
4.*Steal random guys from hot chicks. It will make you more popular and will bring you:
Very angry girls
Very confused guys
A STAMPEDE!
*David Cook not included. sorry.
5.SING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! It doesn't matter what you sing, or how well you sing it. It matters about WHO you attract. Preferably creatures like homeless rats and birds that have no bladder control will come.
6.Carry a magnet that says: Slut Magnet : on it. Make it super strong and you'll be sure to attrack pins and needles with : Hot Guys: written on them.
7.Make sure you have slept with your OH SO NOT HOT Humanities or Psychology Teacher.
THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND NO INTENDED HARM OR OFFENSE IS ON PURPOSE. THANKS.
8.What to wear: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL stuff. or maybe even XXXXXXXXXXXXXXS stuff. Gosh that's gonna HURT!
9.Take pictures of your incredibly ugly face. It's gonna be a hit with the gay people.
10.You have to know how to dance! Preferably the "Nerd Dance" or the "Birds with no bladder control Dance" complete with bird poo.
Follow these tips and you'll be OH SO COOL with the SO NOT HOT SLUT MAGNET STEREOTYPICAL GUY ATTRACTING PERSON. I feel sorry for you.
If you're a guy....please. I will have something for you guys soon....as for now, check out my other posts. Thanks and LOVE YA ALL! Bye!
I was never here.
"How to draw Giraffes" also coming soon.
"How to be gay" not coming soon.
1. Wink at a random guys, even the janitors, bell boys, guards and weird gay people.
2. Make out with a random guy.
3.If you're gay,...sorry. You're going never gonna be a slut magnet unless you wear XXXXL undies and XXXXXl skirts.
4.*Steal random guys from hot chicks. It will make you more popular and will bring you:
Very angry girls
Very confused guys
A STAMPEDE!
*David Cook not included. sorry.
5.SING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! It doesn't matter what you sing, or how well you sing it. It matters about WHO you attract. Preferably creatures like homeless rats and birds that have no bladder control will come.
6.Carry a magnet that says: Slut Magnet : on it. Make it super strong and you'll be sure to attrack pins and needles with : Hot Guys: written on them.
7.Make sure you have slept with your OH SO NOT HOT Humanities or Psychology Teacher.
THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND NO INTENDED HARM OR OFFENSE IS ON PURPOSE. THANKS.
8.What to wear: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL stuff. or maybe even XXXXXXXXXXXXXXS stuff. Gosh that's gonna HURT!
9.Take pictures of your incredibly ugly face. It's gonna be a hit with the gay people.
10.You have to know how to dance! Preferably the "Nerd Dance" or the "Birds with no bladder control Dance" complete with bird poo.
Follow these tips and you'll be OH SO COOL with the SO NOT HOT SLUT MAGNET STEREOTYPICAL GUY ATTRACTING PERSON. I feel sorry for you.
If you're a guy....please. I will have something for you guys soon....as for now, check out my other posts. Thanks and LOVE YA ALL! Bye!
I was never here.
How to be a Jonas Brother
Love the cute, hot Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas?
Here's how to be A JONAS BROTHER!
1.Know how to sing for Gosh's sake. [muffled laugh inserted here]
You gotta know how to play one musical instrument whether it's the whatdyacallit or the howdyaplayit. Or just the tambourine is cool too.
2.WEAR PINK TIES AND LIGHT NEON BLUE SUITS! Gotta dress GAY! [I didnt mean it JoBros! This is just for ENTERTAINMENT!]
You gotta wear PINK! BLUE! YELLOW! Who cares if you're a guy! NEWSFLASH! JoBros are guys!
3.Gotta know how to be a Nerd. Here's some stuff you can say with your nerd image and accent:
"Girl, I've got my library pass and I'm checking you out."
"Oh shiz."
*nerd laughs*
*farts*
"Ooh, she's hot!"
"Ooh, he's wearing a hat! *snigger snigger*"
"Hi there doofus!" Wink at the victim.....ehm...I mean PERSON. [dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
4.Break your guitar while onstage doing a guitar solo. It adds SPARK and BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS and ANGRY PRODUCERS and ASSISTANTS to your blossoming career!
5.Plan sleepovers with your mates. Offer to bring the nail polish, buffers, make up kits, cute lounge wear and of course...HOT GUYS! If you're a guy....you are in an incredibly awkward situation right now. I feel sorry for you.
6.Eat Grass. Be environment friendly. Live like a Cow! [That post will come later.]
7.STEAL CANDY FROM A BABY! yay!
8.Gotta know ALL the James Bond chick flicks. Who knows, you may be chosen to cast in them opposite Pierce Brosnan....as a co worker...janitor. Oh well.....SMILE! At least it's SOMETHING rather than NOTHING!
9.Whatever happens...don't get arrested like Barney and the Teletubbies for drug abuse or simply being gay. Shiz. I just taught you how to be gay....dangit! RUN! RUN FOR OUR SACRED LOVING MAMAS! IM GAY! SHIZ! RUN! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was never here.
Here's how to be A JONAS BROTHER!
1.Know how to sing for Gosh's sake. [muffled laugh inserted here]
You gotta know how to play one musical instrument whether it's the whatdyacallit or the howdyaplayit. Or just the tambourine is cool too.
2.WEAR PINK TIES AND LIGHT NEON BLUE SUITS! Gotta dress GAY! [I didnt mean it JoBros! This is just for ENTERTAINMENT!]
You gotta wear PINK! BLUE! YELLOW! Who cares if you're a guy! NEWSFLASH! JoBros are guys!
3.Gotta know how to be a Nerd. Here's some stuff you can say with your nerd image and accent:
"Girl, I've got my library pass and I'm checking you out."
"Oh shiz."
*nerd laughs*
*farts*
"Ooh, she's hot!"
"Ooh, he's wearing a hat! *snigger snigger*"
"Hi there doofus!" Wink at the victim.....ehm...I mean PERSON. [dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
4.Break your guitar while onstage doing a guitar solo. It adds SPARK and BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS and ANGRY PRODUCERS and ASSISTANTS to your blossoming career!
5.Plan sleepovers with your mates. Offer to bring the nail polish, buffers, make up kits, cute lounge wear and of course...HOT GUYS! If you're a guy....you are in an incredibly awkward situation right now. I feel sorry for you.
6.Eat Grass. Be environment friendly. Live like a Cow! [That post will come later.]
7.STEAL CANDY FROM A BABY! yay!
8.Gotta know ALL the James Bond chick flicks. Who knows, you may be chosen to cast in them opposite Pierce Brosnan....as a co worker...janitor. Oh well.....SMILE! At least it's SOMETHING rather than NOTHING!
9.Whatever happens...don't get arrested like Barney and the Teletubbies for drug abuse or simply being gay. Shiz. I just taught you how to be gay....dangit! RUN! RUN FOR OUR SACRED LOVING MAMAS! IM GAY! SHIZ! RUN! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was never here.
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