"How To Be a Cow" coming soon.
"How to draw Giraffes" also coming soon.
"How to be gay" not coming soon.
1. Wink at a random guys, even the janitors, bell boys, guards and weird gay people.
2. Make out with a random guy.
3.If you're gay,...sorry. You're going never gonna be a slut magnet unless you wear XXXXL undies and XXXXXl skirts.
4.*Steal random guys from hot chicks. It will make you more popular and will bring you:
Very angry girls
Very confused guys
A STAMPEDE!
*David Cook not included. sorry.
5.SING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! It doesn't matter what you sing, or how well you sing it. It matters about WHO you attract. Preferably creatures like homeless rats and birds that have no bladder control will come.
6.Carry a magnet that says: Slut Magnet : on it. Make it super strong and you'll be sure to attrack pins and needles with : Hot Guys: written on them.
7.Make sure you have slept with your OH SO NOT HOT Humanities or Psychology Teacher.
THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND NO INTENDED HARM OR OFFENSE IS ON PURPOSE. THANKS.
8.What to wear: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL stuff. or maybe even XXXXXXXXXXXXXXS stuff. Gosh that's gonna HURT!
9.Take pictures of your incredibly ugly face. It's gonna be a hit with the gay people.
10.You have to know how to dance! Preferably the "Nerd Dance" or the "Birds with no bladder control Dance" complete with bird poo.
Follow these tips and you'll be OH SO COOL with the SO NOT HOT SLUT MAGNET STEREOTYPICAL GUY ATTRACTING PERSON. I feel sorry for you.
If you're a guy....please. I will have something for you guys soon....as for now, check out my other posts. Thanks and LOVE YA ALL! Bye!
I was never here.
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