How to eat Grass

Yup. The amazing secrets of eating GRASS all posted here. The amazing secrets of eating grass.
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How To Eat Grass: Warning! Do not eat or drink while reading this....it may make you choke or lose your appetite! esp number 4.

1.Choose a nice patch of grass in a field, paddock or meadow. Chances are there will either be mud, biomass [haha!], footprints or highly poisonous weed.

2.Make sure there are no angry cows or horses that are likely to charge when you start intruding on THEIR grass.

3.You can use either your hands, feet or mouth to grab the grass and chew it [NOT USING YOUR FEET! CHEWING IS RESERVED FOR THE MOUTH UNLESS YOU ARE HIGHLY STRANGE!]

4.Slowly chew it, then crawl off to a different spot on the field and digest the grass. If you have four stomachs, regurgitate the food and chew again! Enjoy your green and grassy meal!


Note: Best tasted with friends.