How to be a Freak like ME!

"How to eat grass" will be next. Yeahp. The amazing secrets of eating GRASS. All revealed very soon. Thanks! Enjoy! ;) =)

1.Create this weird blog/diary/website and go MAD on the smiley faces, blurry pictures, random quotes, green mindedness, wacky friends, crazed teachers, sick green aliens and of course...the AMAZINGLY WACK FRIENDS THAT WILL NEVER. Let. You. down.

2.Forget how to spell your name on a test.

3.Break in to song at the top of your lungs in a major assembly when the WHOLE school/officemates are involved. Try songs that you knew since you were 2. or 5. Better still, just yell random words really really loudly. It's gonna be okay. I think. If the ppl ask u where you got the idea from...dont say me. PLEASE dont say me...or else. I'm. Dead. Dangit!

4.Well, if you insist. Be a PARTY CRASHER! Crash parties, weddings, celebrations, festivals, stampedes, speeches, wars, riots, happy campers and their camps, hiding places, fences, garages, sheds, houses, stadiums, arenas, art galleries, gyms, halls, exam halls, stores, malls, restaurants, dinner places, breakfast areas, buffet tables, kiddie jungle play areas, Five-Star hotels, motels, roachtels, insect-free areas, Antartica......yeah yeah you get it.

5.Pretend you broke your ribs, and when you enter the x-ray room in the hospital, sneak something utterly ridiculous like a lollipop or (even better), your. very. own. BROTHER! Sneak his head on your chest when the examiner is checking the x-ray. That would be so cool. Imagine the printed X-Ray with your brother in the middle! Imagine the doctor fainting! Whoo!!!! It rocks being random!

6.Sneeze when you're supposed to cough.

7.Cough when you're supposed to fall.

8.Name your dog Turtle.

9.Name your turtle Kangaroo.

10.Name your annoying bratty siblings Toxic, Rodent, Rat, Rubbish and Dumpster.

11.Pretend you have amnesia. People won't bug you that way. [But your parents will!]

12.Be creative. Green minded. Random. Wacky. WHATEVER. Just be yourself and you'll find your inner [random] self.

[PFFT! DONT LAUGH DONT LAUGH! OMGOSH HAHAHAHAHH!]

If anyone asks,




I was never here. ;):)=)

Hope you enjoyed that!